Guess who we got! Though after I took this picture he has sense disappeared and I can't find him. Stinking turd!
Bellamy works hard on his gardening, because we know in the science field you have to be able to grow stuff!
Maddy is our first fail for this update.
And Bellamy becomes partners at the science facility. I figured if he's not going to get a promotion at least we can get some money out of them!
Lorelai does what Lorelai does best. She watches her sister sleep.
And now we are done with the boring part! Onto the vacation!
Egypt to be exact! I thought before everyone started moving out, and getting on with their own lives the family would take a vacation. With all those fails last update, they deserved it!
Maddy: "This place looks stupid."
Logan: "It's too hot, and sandy!"
Maddy: "I wanted to go to the water park!"
Shush you two! Quit bitching or I'll send you back home!
As you can tell, we are getting off to a great start! The group then decided to explore some tombs. Well Bellamy did, and they all followed.
Crap, we can't complete that one without going to China first and getting some axe. Well back to base camp, they are all bitching.
"I'm winning!"
Okay, well, not all. Lorelai was enjoying herself.
Back at base camp, Bellamy dropped them all off and went off to explore on his own. We started of excavating around Egypt.
Then he explored a more easier tomb, one that didn't require the axe.
Back at the camp, the family was doing their own thing. Yay, lets pay for an expensive vacation, go halfway across the world and hang out at the base camp. Sounds like my family except they hung out at the hotel instead.
What are you doing?
"Hiding."
I see that, why?
"So no one will find me."
Why?!
"I just told you! So no one can find me!"
*shakes head* Okay
Dammit, the paparazzi found us!
Bellamy and Cecilia decided to give them something to at least write about.
"Umm, excuse me sir. Can you please move. My wife is inside waiting for me."
"Dude, check out this gnarly tent!"
And we're cock blocked. Sexual frustration at its finest!
The vacation starting going downhill from there. First the werewolves showed up and started fighting all over the camp.
Lorelai was not happy out her dinner.
"Veggies suck, where is the meat!"
This lady ate it all.
Then the wolves started eating brains in from of the locals. Really, did no one control anything around here?
And because the werewolves kept coming, and then transforming and then coming some more. This made Bellamy faint. I have no idea, its just what it said.
This vacation is over.
Back home things got real exciting. First Maddy almost became road kill because her mother decided to take a limo home and almost ran her over.
They left Garland behind to take care of the house. When Bellamy came home the first thing he noticed was that Garland was sleeping, and this was in their entry way!
Oh yes, lets add to the night. Jackson got in trouble because he didn't go straight home when they got back, and the police had to escort him.
The police finally showed up and took the big bad burglar away.
Because Jackson didn't get home in time for curfew, Garland yelled at him and grounded him. I really do not like Garland, he just takes up space most of the time. Poor Jackson had to sneak out of the house just to go to school!
"He passed out."
Thank you, Miss Obvious, I can see that.
Lorelai followed suit right after that.
And it's birthday time! Here is our teenage heir!
Photobombed! By a deer! I was dying!
Logan was next.
Crap, run Maddy! She's just calling you over, run!
With Maddy grown into a teenager, Cecilia's LTW is complete! I need the points, don't judge!
It wasn't long before it was Sookie and Lorelai's birthday.
Sookie: "Hey, could you put my cake out, I wanted to eat that."
Someone put it out!
Garland gets half the cake and counter put out, then stops. Bellamy finally gets to the kitchen, but it looks like we're safe. Then Cecilia starts screaming.
WHAT!?
"FIRE!"
It's out, calm down.
"NO! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!"
Oh crap, someone put her out!
"Will this work?"
What? No! Why would you think choking her would be okay!?
"It would get her to shut up."
"My arm is dirty."
Um, I think more than your arm is dirty.
"Can we get back to me now!"
Oh sorry! I thought taking care of a fire and putting out your mom was a bit more important.
Finally birthdays! Sookie
Lorelai
After everyone ate, and the commotion of the fire died down, Sookie and Lorelai moved out. They took Garland with them!
Oh, now you do something cool. Stupid robot.
Torch Holders - 2
Positives
Fulfilling LTW - 1
Births - 9
Twins - 3
Triplets -
Quads -
Honor Roll - 2
NPS Fulfilling LTW - 1
Every 100.000 - 1
Negatives
Pass outs - 21
Self Wettings - 16
Failing School - 1
Taken by Social Worker -
Fires - 1
Accidental Deaths -
Total Positives = 155
Total Negatives = -195
Overall Total = -40
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