Monday, March 2, 2015

Chapter 2.2

Where are you going?
"To visit Grandma's."
It's late, you should be in bed.
"Blah, bed is for losers!"
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"They won't come out and play with me!"
What do you want me to do about it?
"Make them!"
Sookie, go to bed! Leave your Grandma's alone!
"This is stupid."
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She finally goes to bed an hour before the bus arrives. Silly girl now she's going to be tired for school.

You are in so much trouble! I thought you said you didn't do anything!?
"I lied."
Obviously!
"I needed more."
Yes, like another hole in your head.
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The girls got IF's, I decided the IF's from now on were going to be Pokemon names! So this is Jigglypuff, or Slowpoke, one or the other!

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Lorelai has been the helper in the house. The dishwasher is broke and Bellamy has been so busy with work and the babies, he hasn't had time to fix it. Everyone else lets the dishes just rot and collect flies. Lorelai was my savior and did the dishes!

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"A fly flew in my mouth!"
I'm sorry, no one will help clean!
"This is disgusting."
I know.
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A comparison of the girls. And another one with their IF's. I actually like the IF's, they save a lot of toddlers from screaming all day long.

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Bellamy does the endless cycle of taking care of babies. This is Jackson.

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"You are a stupid robot, pee yourself."
Lorelai! I don't know if his peeing counts against us!
"I don't care, he is useless."
I agree, maybe we need to reprogram him again.
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"You need to take out the trash, the house is disgusting."
"You need to not tell me what to do, I am your mother."
"Then act like it."
"Lorelai, your pushing it!"
I'm staying out of this one.
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Lorelai was so busy cleaning and bitching that the house was dirty, she missed school. Cecelia decided she's read her something she could learn at the same time before she went to sleep. Lorelai didn't even get in trouble for skipping!

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I have a lot of pictures of Jackson, I didn't realize I took so less of Tristin.

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Bellamy. what are you doing home?
"The baby is coming!"
No its not.
"Uh huh! I heard it!"
You heard the baby coming, all the way from work?
"Yes!"
You heard wrong sir, the baby is not coming.
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Sookie does her homework! She's a good girl, goes to school, does her homework, doesn't' tell her mom she has a disgusting house.

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Oh. my. god. I am in shock. Haha its Jackson again though. Maybe I was just imagining there was a Tristin.

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"You insane lady, you told me you were in labor!"
"I never said that!"
"I heard you! You were screaming the baby is coming!"
"Are you delusional?"
I don't think it's Cecilia that is insane.
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"Calm down Bell, I'm not in labor."
"Oh good, I wasn't ready yet."
Neither am I! Hey, did you guys forget about me?!
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Birthdays! Jackson's and Tristin's.

Jackson

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And look, there really is a Tristin!

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"It's time!"
Oh good, I'm still not ready!
"Tough shit, I'm getting it out of me now!"
Ugh, okay, go to the hospital.
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I had Bellamy take her to the hospital, he started to head out with Cecilia, and then changed his mind and ran back into the house. She left and went to the hospital with out him, He then met up with her while she waited outside in labor.

With Tristin! Why did you bring Tristin!?
"He needed attention."
Not that bad! I can't believe you brought him with you!
"He wanted to meet his brother or sister!"
You are hopelessly a dork!
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"I had to have them without you!"
"Sorry, Tristin was afraid of the hospital, and your screaming."
"You will pay."
Yep, she had more than one! Imagine that! Can we say pulling our hair out!
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She had twins, Madeline (Clumsy and Insane) and Logan (Easily Impressed and Insane). Both are Bellamy clones. Red hair, red eyes.

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Old Gnome: "Telescope, get off my lawn!"
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Sookie passes out after school.

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Afterwards she finds her sleeping bag and goes to sleep. Lorelai, being the good sister, stays with her to make sure she is okay.

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"Shhh Tristin, don't tell anyone!"
Eww Bellamy! He pee'd himself right there.
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Evil baby! I think he thought it was funny, or disgusting, I'm not sure!

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Shouldn't you be in bed?
"One more time!"
You're red, go to bed, please!
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Apparently this is a Tristin update!

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Cecilia had her birthday finally, since she wasn't pregnant again! And she broke her leg!

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Not really, she just got a few wrinkles.

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Oh there is Jackson!

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Woo one learned to walk!

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He had to teach himself how to talk though.
"I not amused"
Neither and I, I am in hell.
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Old Gnome: "Swing set, get off my lawn!"
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He goes around yelling at all the inanimate objects!

Feed him!
"I'm eating."
He's starving!
"They say take care of yourself first, then the children."
Who, who says that!?
"All the emergency people."
He's starving!
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Woo another skill learned! One down for him!

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You didn't!
"I didn't."
You did so!
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
You're standing in the pee puddle, you just pissed yourself!
"I am shocked! How could you think that?!"
Because of the evidence!
"Pffft, I see nothing."
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Oh good, your feeding one of them finally! Evil little looks! I love it!

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Woo finally birthdays again!

Madeline

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Logan

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And Madeline learns her first skill! Thank god for the walker!

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Torch Holders - 2

Positives
Fulfilling LTW - 1
Births - 9
Twins - 3
Triplets -
Quads -
Honor Roll - 2
NPS Fulfilling LTW -
Every 100.000 - 1

Negatives
Pass outs - 9
Self Wettings - 11
Failing School -
Taken by Social Worker -
Fires -
Accidental Deaths -

Total Positives = 145
Total Negatives = -100
Overall Total = 45

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