Monday, March 2, 2015

Chapter 2.3


Creepy baby face starts this update off!
"Warrrr!"
I'd have you as heir if it wasn't suppose to be a girl!
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Ah look, your doing something! I will keep you a bit longer.

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"The bed is unmade!"
You slept in it!
"I know that, but it is not made now!"
Well then clean freak that doesn't have the neat trait, make it!
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Bellamy worked all day, but when he got home the house was still disgusting, so I had him clean a little bit before heading to bed. That highchair is just disgusting, I'm half tempted to get rid of it. They leave the babies in there all day without feeding them.

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"Ah the cactus is chocking me!"
It is not, it is nowhere near you!
"It did, when you weren't looking!"
Insanity at its finest right here folks!
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You want to see gnomes? I thought so. Old Gnome is now done yelling at all the inanimate objects around the yard, and is now showing off his circus skills.

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"I declare I will be heir!"
Hmm, sorry kiddo, that is my decision and I am not sure yet.
"But, but I am the oldest!"
And?
"I am queen!"
So is everyone else.
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"I hungy, I eat!"
That is a toy Logan.
"Nobody feed me, eat toy."
Someone please feed the babies! Kid can't even talk yet and he's making sense!
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"I feel so empty inside."
No you don't!
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"Oh my god, I got a text!"
Feed your daughter!
"She'll wait, I have a text!"
She's starving!
"No, she's just a little hungry, she can wait."
Ugh!
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I blame the scary faces on the highchair. It's the only time they make it.

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Birthday time again!

Sookie

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Lorelai, wait, what is with that face! And you really have a high forhead my dear.
"Mom's blowing the horn on my boob, it tickles."
HAHA! Well okay then, carry on. I'll make you over when you guys are done.
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"You fall on me, I'm letting you drop."
"So. tired."
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I started following Cecilia around because I knew this was inevitable.

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With teens in the house now, Bellamy can get some toddler skilling done. Three now walking, three now potty trained! We're on a roll!

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I see you! You are too cute!

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Bellamy has his birthday next. He looks the same.

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You know, no one ever comes out here to sit. I think you waisted your whoopy cushion.
"We'll see."
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"Dammit Lorelai! My butt farted, and it wasn't me!"
This was so funny! Lorelai went out to place the prank, and I swear no one but the gnomes and stupid Garland ever go over here! Then all of a sudden Sookie comes out to sit, and gets pranked!
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Umm, Lorelai, you have your clothes on still.
"Uh huh."
Shouldn't you take them off to get into that tub?"
No, then I'd get wet!"
Oh. Okay then, my bad!
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"What's that Mr. Duckie? You think I am the best one to be heir? I agree!"
Why do you guys insist on being heirs?
"Because, then we won't pee ourselves so much!"
Have you seen my playing skills? They suck!
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"Oh Mr. Duckie, she is so mean! She said I'm not heir!"
I never said that!
"I can't hear you anymore, Mr. Duckie says your a figment of my imagination! Shoo you!"
I give up crasy ass.
*gasps* "Mr. Duckie! She called me an ass! I need to tell Mom!"
*Goes and finds someone else to follow around*
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Lucy was next in the sauna, she's only came out like 3 whole times! She decided she needed a mud bath.

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This is when Logan learns to talk!

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Old Gnome died.

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More birthdays!

Jackson

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Logan
"You gave me a bowl cut!"
It was cute!
"I hate you!"
Yep, you all say that.
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Ummm, Beach Dude, your watching the wrong side.
"Sweeet."
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The obssession with feet everytime they are in the hot tub.
"My shoes are water proof!"
Your clothes aren't!
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Bellamy was just not getting promoted at work. He's still I think only level 2 in his career. I started wondering why he wasn't besides all the skipping work and stuff. Guess you have to have gardening! Hmmm well okay then, so we bought a couple planters and headed out to find seeds.

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Maddy playing with her blocks. See not a scary face!

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And oh my goodness, Garland taught Logan to walk! ALL BY HIMSELF! Woooo yes!

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Did you have a good day at work?
"I blew stuff up."
Yourself included?
"Yep."
You are such an awesome scientist!
"I know."
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"Yes, I know its against the rules and all, but frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! We need a maid! Come right now!"
Ummm well, okay, I guess we're getting a maid!
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Torch Holders - 2

Positives
Fulfilling LTW - 1
Births - 9
Twins - 3
Triplets -
Quads -
Honor Roll - 2
NPS Fulfilling LTW -
Every 100.000 - 1

Negatives
Pass outs - 10
Self Wettings - 11
Failing School -
Taken by Social Worker -
Fires -
Accidental Deaths -

Total Positives = 145
Total Negatives = -105
Overall Total = 40

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