
I really wish we could call a babysitter so I could send Lucy off to work or something, all she does all day is play with the girls toys, its not cute anymore!
Blake was able to teach Clarke all three of her skills in between work and keeping the house in order. Thank you Lucy for your help!



Octavia had her birthday

"Touch my cake, and I'll cut you."
I promise, I don't want any!

She still scares me, and I was able to meet her demands and give her the evil trait, not that she needed it!
Just not evil!

"I want a puppy!"
No, we don't want to worry about animals in this house!
"Get me a puppy or else!"

I'm trying to ignore the "request".
Lucy's birthday came soon after Octavia's.

"I am the Queen of this house, and I DEMAND a puppy!"
We can't afford a puppy!
"Get one anyways!"

"God mom, you reek! Take a shower once in awhile!"
She would if she could stop playing with your toys for two seconds!
"She's lame!"
But she's pretty!

"And this is how you build a bomb. That is what you want me to read you, right honey?"
"Yes Mom, carry on."

"I hate this house, it stinks like dirty underwear and throw up."
Eww yeah I'd hate it too!

Daniel Pleasant stopped by for a visit.

And then it was Blake's birthday!
Blake, you're missing the candles!
"I have a wide blow area!"
*candles go out* Wow, okay!

ALL DAY LONG!

This was so cute, I had to get a picture! Anywhere Octavia is playing, Clarke follows her and starts playing next to her! This time it just happened to be in the bathroom.

'Blake is late for work'
What?! She left like 2 hours ago! Zooms in on her.
"Hahahahahaha! I am skipping work today!"
No you are not, it is right there, go!
"Dammit!"

"Who's Mommy's angel!"
"Touch me again woman, and I will break your fingers."
"Oh you are so cute!" *pinch pinch*
You're funeral Lucy!

See! She follows her everywhere! Cuteness!

"I'm tired of sleeping in a feces infested room, and since the adults in this house are too busy playing with my toys I am left to clean it out myself."

We only had a couple days left till Clarke's birthday so I thought I'd get to fulfilling that wish for a boy for Blake. Plus I was thinking I'm am going to do every other gender for heir this time around. Maybe.
Everyone pile into the bathroom, Mommies are trying to make a baby! (See Clarke following her sister into the bathroom again)

Clarke, don't watch!

And we have baby bump!

I then read to eat apples, BEFORE the baby bump for a boy. Oooops! Well I sent her down to the grocery store anyway and had her eat like 20! Lets keep our fingers crossed!
I decided to muster up the courage and adopt a dog for Octavia.
This showed up!

"Oh my god, take it back!"
Please, please take it back, I don't know what the hell that is!

So the dog went back. Apparently my graphics card in my laptop doesn't do dogs!
"Someone feed the brat so I can sleep!"

"Oh my god Mom, I'm going to turn you into soup!"
I really honestly do not know what that thought bubble is, so we're saying its soup!

We decided to try and adopt a kitten next. And we didn't get scary! Skittles joins the family. I am not doing an ISBI on pets, but I won't be controlling them either.

"If I strategically place this queen over here, I can take over the world."
You're gloves are bugging me! I didn't add gloves to that outfit!
"I decided I wanted gloves, deal with it."

More Skittles cuteness! You will probably be spammed with a lot of these!

"Okay Skittles, go potty outside or in your box, no on the floor."
Yeah, good luck with that.

Someone decided to leave her homework at home, not going to get any brownie points for that!

Aww poop time!

It was finally Clarke's birthday

"Oh goodness, she weighs a ton, I think I broke my back!"
Over dramatic aren't you?

And Clarke doesn't age up, instead dumbass Lucy puts her in her crib. Well hopefully she'll age trigger herself and grow up.
Oh look who is doing homework!
"Mom said I can't have dinner till I do."
Well that is good, you won't fail school!
"School is for boneheads, I do not need this school."

Skittles no!

That is gross!
"This is dinner! I did all my homework, now shut up."
She's not nice.

Are you tired of Skittles pictures yet?

"You let her eat brains!"
Hey now, you're her mom, you could of stopped her!

Oh look, someone finally found their scratching post!

I had Blake get pregnant at a certain time, knowing that Clarke would be a child before the baby came. Clarke had her birthday and still hadn't aged up before Blake went into labor. Dammit, you guys ruined my plans!
Bellamy was born! Yay a boy! He had Hydrophobic locked in, and I gave him the insane trait. His favorite color is blue. I had to dig out the other crib now. And look, my first baby with hair!

"Kitty, I am never going to grow up!"
Seems to be that way huh Clarke?

"I shall be your worst nightmare."
Oh boy.

So the next day I had Blake get Clarke out of her bed and triggered her age, as she still had not aged.
"Yay, its my birfday!"

"Haha, just kidding, I want to play with the blokes."

Triggers her birthday again.
"Yay, its my birfday again!"

"Haha, just kidding, I want to play with my toys now."

I triggered age transition 4 more times and nothing! Ugh! So I reset Clarke, she ended up outside, and I tried one more time.
We have success! *quickly saves*

"Who's bright idea was it to have another kid?!"
Um, yours. You wanted a boy!
"I remember no such want. Take it back!"
You can't, he's all yours now!

Clarke stays outside all night long playing with Boinky, her IF. The Paparazzi shows up (oh Blake is a 2 star Celeb because she befriended her master mind boss!) and Clake strikes up a conversation with him.
"Hey Mr, Mr, look at me! Haha I make funny faces!"
"Yeah, cute kid, where is your Mom?"
"Mr! Mr! Watch me!"

"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"What! How old are you like 8?!"
"Not now silly, when I get older!"
Clarke he's like an adult now, he'll be dead by the time your ready for him!
"I want to keep him!"
Sorry, no can do.

"Oh Mr. Hand, I wish to meet that beautiful Blake Evans!"
"I too wish to meet her Mr. Hand."
Nut job! Go home!

"I'm starving! FEED ME!"
GO HOME!

"Oh my god, I think my boyfriend is leaving!"
He's not your boyfriend!

"I'm just going to stand here till I see him again, the love of my life!"
You are ridiculous!

"Boooo! My beautiful Blake has a partner!"
OH MY GOD! GO HOME!

Another paparazzi showed up and they chit chatted for awhile, I got bored and stopped paying attention.
"He left. I'm going to hang myself in the shower now."
Clarke, you are beginning to be impossible.

"What the hell Clarke! I was about to use that, and you were already in the other bathroom and already went!"
"I know, I just wanted to make you wait longer. You won't let me have my boyfriend."
She is seriously a booger!

Bad Skittles! And why I am not doing an ISBI with pets!

Oh yes, finish your business in the potty box, weirdo.

"Die bitch die!"
OCTAVIA!
"What, Mommy says it all the time!"

Octavias birthday comes. Cross your fingers its not another debacle like Clarke's was!

Woo! Teenage hormonal Octavia, here we come!

No Fails this update, just another birth.
Torch Holders - 1
Positives
Fulfilling LTW -
Births - 3
Twins -
Triplets -
Quads -
Honor Roll -
NPS Fulfilling LTW -
Every 100.000 -
Negatives
Pass outs -
Self Wettings - 1
Failing School -
Taken by Social Worker -
Fires -
Accidental Deaths -
Total Positives = 15
Total Negatives = -5
Overall Total = 10
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