"What do you mean I do not get to be heir! I am the oldest, I am insane, and I am EVIL!"
Yeah well, I changed my mind on that, now we're going with every other gender! *Smiles at Octavia*
"You will regret this!"
She's all bark and no bite. I've had decided that I am not going to keep the evil trait going throughout the line, as I don't want it to get to repetitive and boring. With the insane trait having to be carried on, that is enough. So instead it will be the first born from ever other gender. This way, no matter what the spawn looks like, they will go on. So maybe with that, we'll get some interesting genes going.
Please put your brother down.
"I told you, I will make you pay. Now he is starving! Muahahahaha!"
You're a brat!
"You'll think brat!"
"OCTAVIA!"
You do not look good with purple hair!
"Muahahahaha! My plan is working!"
You have a plan?
"Just watch and see!"
"STARVING!"
The fridge is right behind you!
"It's too far!"
Clarke avoids going home as much as possible, and because of this, we get this! Way to go Clarke!
"How dare you call me when my son is sleeping!"
I am so tired of the endless celebrity point phone calls!
And just because I couldn't leave the last kid not included with the steal candy.
Bellamy's birthday came, our heir as a toddler!
I had the bright idea to throw a gift giving party that same day too! No one of my best ideas!
Total madness! Dude in the back is measuring Lucy's sisters boobs or something!
"BLAKE I"M HERE!!"
She knows this Kimo!
"I LOVE YOU!!"
He's so annoying, he calls all day long! By the way, that is her evil mastermind boss that is a celebrity and brought this celebrity crap to the house!
Clementine, Lucy's sister. She looks way better as an elder!
And Ramona, Lucy's other sister, again looks better as an elder. The third sister is dead. *sings Ding Dong The Witch is Dead*
And the only reason we had this damn party! Clarke's boyfriend, I wanted to save him to the bin.
"BLAKE!"
"I'm right here, dumbass, you don't need to yell."
The only smart one in the house!
"Oh my god, he's standing right in front of me! What do I do!?"
"Did you see the package he was carrying? It was only this big!"
"It was not, he had a huge package!"
"You're perception of huge is off."
I am not sure if they are talking about the present he brought or something else!
"I just pee'd on the floor in front of everyone! Oh I hope I get an easel!"
Dammit Octavia!
"Woooo! Clarke just pissed on the floor too!"
I am never throwing you guys a party again!
"What the hell is that smell!"
Yep, we throw epic parties!
After everyone finally left, it was Skittles' turn to age up to an adult. She is so cute!
Tantrum time!
Mmmm floor cake!
*cough* "What!?"
You're so bright.
Blake gets Bellamy potty trained.
Endless paparazzi, I decided to give her something to write about! HAHA, figure that one out!
*in shock* Your doing your homework!
"Pfft, can't let that little brat Clarke have one up on me!"
*is shocked even more* You taught your brother how to walk!
"All part of my diabolical plan."
Just cause it is so cute!
And this is really what she was up to.
"Hahaha, he's starving again!"
Lucy: "The brat woke me up!"
Screw you Lucy, you're lucky your not out on your ass!
Blake teaches Bellamy his last skill.
"I Bellmy."
Yes you are!
Poor Skittles was forever neglected on the social aspect, so I thought I'd have another great idea and adopt another cat. Meet Zotz! He's a boy by the way. Adoption dude never came in, dropped the cat off and took off. Smart guy!
Octavia brought a friend home from school. Jeremie Something.
"Wooo got a text from my teacher!"
Exciting stuff there!
Zotz and Skittles!
"Shut that kid up! I have company!"
Poor, poor Bellamy!
"Don't let her hurt me!"
Sorry kid, can't help ya!
Evilness!
Apparently it was Prom night, and Jeremie was Octavia's date. Here are all her pop ups. Not Prom Queen? Go figure!
"Crap, I'm late! Octavia is going to kill me!"
You wanted to come over.
"I evil too!"
No you are not, just be cute!
"AWESOME PROM!"
"Meow!"
Someone give that poor kitty attention!
Crap, I didn't mean like that!
"Meowwwww"
No lullaby music!
And where is Clarke the whole time?
"This family sucks."
I then was a dumbass myself and clicked an opportunity for Blake to get a promotion. I didn't however read through the whole thing, and realize we needed to travel to whatever China is called on here to learn Martial Arts. Crap, we'll fix that with buydebug! So I bought her the training dummy and concrete things.
First belt mastered!
"Waaaaa!"
You are special.
I end this post with a little more cat cuteness. I think I still have like 40 something pictures, so it looks like at least two more updates today.
My half blind kitty does this too, but with water, and splashes it everywhere.
Octavia grounded again.
"I am going to hurt someone."
You are the one that keeps skipping school!
Clarke is the only one in the house that is smart and stays out of trouble.
Clarke's birthday!
"The paparazzi is here again."
"Just ignore her, she's go away."
Blake is now a 3 star celebrity, and we have done nothing to get her there!
Poor Clarke waits for her love to take her away from it all.
Then she fails.
I heard lullaby music and was like 'What the hell!' and found these two!
"Meow"
Great, kittens are the way. My fault for adopting a boy. But on a better note, another gnome! This time I saved after I saw him, so no loosing him!
Skittles got fleas so I bought a bathtub and had Lucy give her a bath. I am sure I am going to regret using her one interaction for this, but Blake didn't have enough friendship to do it. I tried 10 times!
It was then Bellamy's time to age up!
"Whoa! The sparkles came out my butt!"
Octavia thought I would be distracted with Bellamy aging, and decided to dig in the garbage at that time!
"Crap! You weren't suppose to see me!"
I see all!
"Do you hear that Bellamy! The voices say your a dork!"
"Do not!"
"Do so!"
"Do not!"
"Do so!"
On and on and on.
"You forgot something."
What?
"The swing, no one needs it now."
Oh crap, thanks, forgot to put that away with all the other baby stuff!
"Stupid dummy."
Haha, I could say something not nice right now, but I won't.
"Mrs. Evans runs here house like an asylum. Everyone runs around peeing themselves and screaming their hungry."
Hey lady, wanna see what Blake can really do?!!
*Paparazzi leaves*
"I'm Clarke, and I'm a big meanie that picks on my brother!"
Not getting along with Clarke, Bellamy?
"No, she's mean!"
"Oh look, its a girl dinosaur!"
How can you tell, it's a toy?
"It doesn't have a pee pee like me!"
You are just too smart.
I hate you Lucy! The girls couldn't get out of bed because she HAD to play with the toys right between them.
"Mom! MOVE"
"I have to pee!"
"Tralalalala I hear nothing."
I hate you!
So I sent Blake in to woohoo with her so we could get her out of the way.
"Ugh her breath tastes like butt!"
Yeah, she's foul. But you love her!
"I'm starting to rethink that."
Thank you Lucy! Another fail, this one I blame totally on her!
New Scoring.
Torch Holders - 1
Positives
Fulfilling LTW -
Births - 3
Twins -
Triplets -
Quads -
Honor Roll - 1
NPS Fulfilling LTW -
Every 100.000 -
Negatives
Pass outs - 1
Self Wettings - 4
Failing School -
Taken by Social Worker -
Fires -
Accidental Deaths -
Total Positives = 20
Total Negatives = -25
Overall Total = -5
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